1) She’s pushing the stroller into the ocean.
2) That’s not how you push a stroller…
the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear
when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
this is truly and honestly the only post I care about on this stupid website