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The home of many shtuff and thangs

photoshopwilwheaton:

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

photoshopwilwheaton:

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

starllex:

this is my favorite post of all time

hamburgerjack:

badgerjaw:

Do you think some pokemon evolve by trading because they think you’re giving them away forever, so in their fear of abandonment they evolve into something better than they were so you’ll love them again?

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z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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benedictcumberbatch:

221bec:

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

unclefather:

Ripleys believe it or nah

cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

frenchoverture:

Those two comments made my day.

ktabeau:

Am I doing this right

unshaped:

when the person you hate gets yelled at by a teacher right in front of you